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bowliosis 

having a chronic bowl hair cut. Anyone who sustains the bowl cut for longer than two weeks can officially be diagnosed with benevolent bowliosis. the only known cure is a pair of scissors and or clippers. survivers of bowliosis often face ridicule during the weeks following recovery.
"dude did you see jordans new haircut?"
"yeah, devastating case of bowliosis.."
bowliosis by christophermc March 26, 2010
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bowling ball sex

sex involving a girl being nailed by 3 guys at once, filling all 3 holes (mouth, pussy & ass), just as 3 fingers would fill the holes in a bowling ball.
"That slut invited three different guys over so they could have bowling ball sex."
bowling ball sex by that bitch 3 October 8, 2009

Buffet Bowling 

A bowler in cricket who is bowling deliveries that are easy to hit for runs. So named because in a buffet, you can take what you want in large amounts.
Batsman: "...so the other team brings on a buffet bowler so I smacked him for six sixes."
Buffet Bowling by umpirestrikesback February 23, 2005

bowling for soup 

the best f***** band in the whole world and the nicest bunch of guys ever
i met bowling for soup!
oooo! that mega cool band do you mean??
yea!!

bowliosis 

the miracle cure to satisfy that which plagues you.
I need some bowliosis to cure that hangover.
bowliosis by mfmike February 9, 2008

bowlflopper 

A turd so large the toilet water is not deep enough to submerge it, and it flops onto the inside portion of the toilet bowl similar to a beached whale.
I just crapped a giant bowlflopper in the men's room. Must have been all that pasta and bread I had for lunch.
bowlflopper by mackdown January 11, 2010