douche bag

| dü sh - bag |

noun
1. a feminine hygiene product used for vaginal lavage.

noun (slang)
2. an arrogant male, typically in the second to third decade of life, with an affliction characterized by offensive behavior, often attention-seeking in nature, due to an inflated sense of self-importance.

ORIGIN mid 18th cent (as a noun): via French from Italian doccia

That Scottsdale thirty-thousand dollar millionaire just cut me in line; What a douche bag.

by ACSDORS October 8, 2011

Nard bag

The scrotum. The bag that holds the nards (testicles).

Guy 1: Shit, she bruised my nard bag!
Guy 2: Fuck, ice them!

by DaveDH March 13, 2023

melt bag

A word that a boy named ‘Kian’ will use if he texts the wrong number. It’s a general insult given to anyone who crosses his path

“I didn’t even go to college you absolute melt bag”

by Sphiedid January 24, 2023

James the bag

The act of ripping an empty bag of cocaine open and rubbing it on one's gums

Hey, are we out of blow bro? Mind if I james the bag?

by Shit McShit February 19, 2023

T-bagging

T-bagging is an ancient ritual that originated on the Xbox exclusive title Halo. Tea-bagging is a term that refers to the action of repeatedly pressing the crouch button on the bodies of your dead enemies (or teammates depending on the situation) to mimic the action of rubbing your balls on their face. The goal of T-bagging is usually to entice anger and frustration in the victim in the hopes that they play worse and make mistakes. T-bagging can also be used as a friendly gesture, when T-bagging an alive opponent you symbolize peace and friendship and if the other player returns your T-bag, an unbreakable bond of ball bouncing brotherhood has been formed.

Person one: you’re just gonna let Michael T-bag you like that? The disrespect

Person two: nah imma get his ass back
Person three: He still T-bagging you

by Professional bagger October 25, 2023

Bag of Weird

This industrial level horse tranquilliser is capable of sending send you do other dimensions.
"Ketamine" that will have you portal jumping around the area of operation.

"Beans has a Bag of Weird for the afters tonight!!"

by Your auld lady has worms May 14, 2023

chink bag

The Asian version of said cunt bag.

Wow. Did you see her eyes?! She was totally a chink bag!

by TeeJayDubDub October 17, 2019