alex clarke 

a very lanky person permanently stuck in the friendzone, but we all like him cos he has phat sesh's every year

"Did you hear about Alex Clarke, he's having a phat sesh on Saturday"

alex clarke by Randomer_101 June 9, 2018

alex chen 

aids patient

fucking dirty alex chen giving everybody aids

alex chen by muligane December 3, 2018

Alex Turner 

God. God of lyrics, voices and guitarists. He's hot, but oversexualised. He and Miles Kane are gay for eachother, but some people say that's humbug. Then again, this relationship is oversexualised. By the way, Alex Turner is a rock drummer.

Psychologist: 'What did you dream about last night?'

Person: 'Alex Turner.'
Psychologist: 'That's what you say every time.'
Person: 'I know, Right?'

Alex Turner by Flowerpower9524 May 29, 2019

Alex Is Salty

Alex got mad in minecraft and left

Bro, alex is salty

Alex Is Salty by butterone78 August 23, 2019

Alex queer boy 

Very queer

Alex Queer boy is queer

Alex queer boy by Lolololololopo November 5, 2019

Alex Majors

Prime Athlete of the Human Species

Person: Did you hear about Alex Majors?
Person 2: Yeah the prime athlete of the human species

Alex Majors by just a nibba tryna fuk December 27, 2019

Alex Healy 

~Gay
~loves Bill(aka the best person to ever live)
~likes butt stuff
~and ur reading this rn wondering why i put this here

Alex Healy is a retarded little cum slut

Alex Healy by Anvils February 25, 2020