When a man’s penis is so long he has to assume the classic Mike Tyson peek-a-boo boxing stance — elbows tucked, fists up by his face — to reach it during masturbation. Typically involves a downward squat and intense focus, resembling a fighter preparing for battle… but for very different reasons.
“Bro, I caught Kyle in the bathroom doing the Masturbating Mike Tyson. Dude looked like he was about to throw hands with his own junk.”
by A Dude Booty Meat June 02, 2025
by Źzzzzzzzz April 21, 2022
This man where's 6 fadoras and my not be the strongest but he has commen sense which most doesn't have
And is from Gen z
And is from Gen z
by Źzzzzzzzz April 21, 2022
Mike Bryant is a tall, nice, loving man, but when it comes down to it he choose’s his bro’s over hoes even if Nikki Minaj’s ass was in front of him or Bhad bhabies tits. He will eat that ass so good you’ll nut out your caboose then when he licks your pussy it makes you orgasm because he’s looking at you right in the eyes. Besides that stuff he has really good bed game.
Mike Bryant slayed my pussy last night my asshole is stretched and I nutted so much when he licked my pussy
by Jameschargles April 27, 2020
3 buddys jerking eachother with their right hand, and fingering eachothers ass with their left hand.
by Metal bender 69 November 08, 2023
by harryjohnson79635 February 15, 2025
a slang term that is based on the main character of the same name from the legal drama Suits. To pull a Mike Ross means lying on your job application to get said job
by chanceplan314 October 21, 2024