Where r the cuts around dis bitch?

That's what you ask google when you feel like throwing axes hache while eating mushrooms

Hey google! Where r the cuts around dis bitch?

by monero December 6, 2021

cut the mayo

To not be capable of a basic task

This guy can’t cut the mayo.

by James Washburn March 27, 2024

Cut

A circumsized dick.

“hey bro are u cut cause i’m not”

“i am sadly...”

by fuckmebro387 December 18, 2017

Like ur cut g

When u like someone’s hair cut and slaps them in the back of the head

Taylor - like ur cut g *slaps head*
Jamal- bruhhh

by OG urban legend October 26, 2020

You really cut the turnip

To mess things up royally; originally used by 19th century farmers to mean "an embarrassing mistake during a harvest"

"You've booked the table for the wrong day, you really cut the turnip on this one"

by Wordsmitheu July 17, 2022

Cut my onion

When someone uses what you did to make someone cry (like if you cut an onion it makes people cry but if its your onion that means its your stuff so that means you make other people cry"

"Izzy cut my onion and made Johnny cry"

by RyLan>:( March 14, 2024

iso-cut

When you are in isolation and need a haircut.

I'm locked up in the house due to 'Rona, think I'll need to get the misses to give me an iso-cut

by matty_mc_matty April 11, 2020