master saster

One who is a of master sassification

Ever since Jerome got divorced he has become cynical and has become quite the master saster.

by Squidilicious June 14, 2017

Master Pricksman

Derived from Master Cocksman, this is an individual who refuses to retire his Master Cocksman status even though he has taken a bride.

Man, John is still taking advantage of other women sexually, even though he is married. He is such a Master Pricksman!

by SC Urbanist October 14, 2007

reece masters

The floppiest of all flops. Drives a shitty 2.4L patrol with a 2inch lift double the size of his ego. Chases high school girls, hates chopped cruisers and vomits on the piss.

Your being a reece masters chasing mud crickets.

by Methycopter February 17, 2023

master musty kinnie

this is someone who kins the master of the mustiest of musts
tecctietone
or tectone

this guy
this fella right
here

is the mustiest person on earth

MUSTY
must check
teccietone right there

"is he serioulsy a master musty kinnie"
"yeah.. kinda musty.. kinda leave him dead alone in a ditch and wait for the rats to eat his face off.. kinda musty..."

by mortenkinniesurvivor January 11, 2022

Master of Puns

A play on words from Aziz Ansari's Netflix show, Master of None.

Aziz Ansari may be the Master of None, but I'm the Master of Puns

by Jerkchicken3 December 28, 2015

Buoelb Master

A Buoelb Master is someone either with a lot or Buoelb (fat), or someone who profoundly has no clue.

"Your just being one hell of a Buoelb Master today!"
"Look at this Buoelb Master!"
"Try not being a Buoelb Master"

by Wildstar January 13, 2006

masters towel

When you need to go #2 at Twin Lakes and resort to desperate measures. Keeping said towel in your bag while covering the odor with Febreze adds to the party.

Man, I had to pull out the masters towel on #7. I didn't even wash it.

by CWG0822 May 10, 2017