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Light shamp

Definition:
A decorative or protective cover placed over a light bulb, often used to diffuse or soften the brightness of a light. A modern or alternative term for “lampshade.”
Example sentence:
“Hey, the light shamp in the hallway is crooked again.”
“She got matching light shamps for every lamp in the house.”
by Dylanxyn753 June 11, 2025
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Moses Lights

The instant and simultaneous parting of all motor vehicles on a busy or stationary road when the driver can see the flashing blue lights of a police car or ambulance coming up behind them.
1.Moses held out his hand over the Red sea, and the LORD drove the sea back.
The water was divided, and the Israelites went through the sea on dry ground, with walls of water on both sides.

Hence the flashing blue lights are know as Moses lights due to the power of parting anything ahead of it and driving straight through before the vehicles come back together again.

2.Occasionally on looking in the rear view mirror and being caught off guard by the approaching sirens and flashing lights people have been know to shout "Oh Jesus"..!!!!
by Recudorp October 22, 2013
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Cunt Light

Sometimes you just feel like a cunt light. Specifically when thinking about a man named Ryan. Something you should not go back to ever.
Man I could really use a cunt light right now.
by bigballaAP November 29, 2021
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Night Light

A night light makes light in the dark. Pretty cool right?
I will turn off my night light because it's day. Oh well gotta get to work real quick.
by getrealman December 2, 2021
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Florescent Light

When a firefly enters a male urethra, which causes it to glow and light the night alight; A variation on sounding.
Richard had a great florescent light last night.
by Coldstone69er June 28, 2023
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Alan Light

'Hey do you know Alan Light?'
'Yea he's my teacher,'
by THEBIGBIGTACO February 6, 2021
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turn his lights on

she looks at him lustfully thinking of how she could turn his lights on
by A.Artsy December 18, 2017
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