apple david

Apple David is when your vehicle stinks so bad that cops wont approach and give you a ticket

Sorry about the smell officer. I got these Apple Davids

by Professor DickDown July 2, 2022

David King

David King is Dead By Daylights first queer character, being gay. He’s from Manchester, had rich parents, drank a lot, and was a scrapper. He’s very hot.

Man 1: Did you see the new collection?
Man 2: Yeah, did you see David Kings new skin?
Man 1: Hell yeah, I’m gay as shit.
Man 2: Me too!

by Davidkingsbf December 30, 2024

David’s cult

A terrifying cult based in Dubuque that to enter you must sign over your soul to David to be placed in his soul bank(a ginger named Luke)

Dude I joined David’s cult
No way !!

by Cult member #1 December 12, 2017

DAVID

David is a great and lovely guy. He can be awkward at times, but is often fun to hang around with. If you don't involve David with certain activities, he just vanished and plays a mobile game in the corner of the class on his own. David also doesn't like to wear pants. Finding a David with normal pants on is more rare than drawing 2 royal flushes back to back.

Wild David appeared. Friend uses pants. It's super effective!

by nethiq February 6, 2019

The David Lyons Complex

The David Lyons Complex is what can be seen in those individuals that most certainly like the same gender, but will never admit it. People who are living this complex usually have man buns and have foot fetishes.

"Did you see that guy with the man bun who was giving that poor kid a yee yee ass haircut? Definition of The David Lyons Complex."

by The Ye Ole Two Snap HowDoYaDo April 14, 2021

David Herman

David herman is the modern day King David Sent by shiva to be the Only true God of the world. You can find him in some place in Ohio USA

He has a brother but he is the only True GOD just THE DAVID HERMAN can give life and take it..

The king david Herman will be praised

by anonymous March 29, 2023

Davide

Davide is a funny and handsome guy with a mustache. He's an amazing friend and he'll always try his best to cheer you up and make you smile if you've got a bad day. He's creative... Well maybe kinda weird and crazy as well but he's got the best ideas! You can always count on him because he'll put his friends even before his own health. (STOP DOING THAT DAVIDE) Whatever, he's more of a spontaneous type of guy and he never wins a bet so sometimes he ends up looking like a clown, a wet clown... Well let's skip those details... Davide is actually just adorable because you can trust him with everything and he's really honest and loyal... A true buddy but he doesn't sleep... Like never... He's probably a zombie... A cute and lovely one tho :)

Treat your Davide well, he deserves it.

Davide is always late for school.

by Goodsoup69 November 21, 2021