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Christian

Christian is the kind of guy to walk around with his pants hanging low, called sagging. He is a honest guy, but he has a syndrome of not shutting up. Most people will call him a monkey, and they with be correct.

Who is Christian??

Oh that monkey looking guy that doesn’t shut up
Who is Christian??

Oh that monkey looking guy that doesn’t shut up
by briastories April 11, 2023
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Christian

Christian is the type of guy who’s very sweet and kind and someone you will find to be your soulmate. He someone who is caring and show you a lot of love but can’t show love to himself. He is dreamy and is very funny and says the most weirdest things which can relate to you he’s just an amazing person and u can possibly feel as if the universe is pulling u toward them
Christian is such an weird and funny guy
by Ivo linkstin March 14, 2018
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Noah Christian Park

A boy with this full name is one of the funniest people you will ever meet. He is very funny and not to mention HOT, he’s really nice and will always be there for you. He is very popular and has lots of friends. Never reject a Noah.
Omg Noah Christian Park is soooooo 🥵!
Omg Ik!!
I’m going to ask him out today.
by Poop.pee March 5, 2020
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Christian

Christian is a beast
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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cme christian

A Christian who attends church on Christmas, Mother's Day and Easter only. A play off of AME Zion.
How often do you attend church?

You know to please ma dukes, I'm a CME Christian I attend church on Christmas, Mother's Day and Easter.
by Michellaya December 9, 2019
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Bore Again Christian

Someone who becomes a born again Christian and goes on about it all the time.
How's your sister?
She's become a bore again Christian. Can't wait for her to leave.
by Shuaman June 16, 2019
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Christian

A skinny skeleton that his parents wanted to be christan but got demoted to a usless being
Guy: Hey Christian
Christian: *Skeleton noises*
by MrGofye September 6, 2024
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