sidebar-nightmare

upon youtube trolling, a user will notice the sidebar of suggested videos, when an unsuspecting victim clicks what turns out to be a very terrible video and repeated incidents of these videos may lead to sidebar-nightmare .

for example, an unsuspecting user is watching whale videos videos and youtube suggests "cindy salsa". the user clicks and is lead to a horrific video. this user will now suffer from sidebar-nightmare

by softballguy July 5, 2013

side boner job

A job to be conducted without the full mental attention of the boner, but rather, the side.

"Dude! What about her she is totally hot!"
"Naw man, she's only a side boner job, too high maintenance for a relationship."

by TheCubesicle September 12, 2013

side boner

When you flip the side pockets of your pants inside-out creating a penis looking shape which is referred to a "side boner".

Speaker 1: "Hey, why do you have a side boner?"
Speaker 2: "Oh, I must've gotten it when I was searching through my pockets looking for my keys."

by Vaginal Destroyer December 8, 2013

Sidecovers

The exceptionally dorky looking clear plastic side shields issued to a person who regularly wears glasses in a manufacturing setting where large amounts of debris are liberated into the air. Forgetting to remove these after leaving work and entering public, I.e. a bar or club, is totally sidecovers. Guaranteed D.O.A. if attempting to hit on a woman. Can be used to describe embarrassing actions by people, poor workmanship, or anything you wouldn't want to be seen in public with.

Why didn't you tell me I still had my sidecovers on? I looked like an IDIOT the whole time.

Did you see the honda civic with the flapping bodykit and the fart tip? That's sidecovers.

by rocket88 January 1, 2014

side liquor

A drink of liquor brought with you on the side. Often smuggled into places, generally in a flask. Maybe at an expensive bar, a concert that doesn't allow liquor, to mix into a soda at a restaurant ETC. Usually not your main drink, but a supplemental one- however is generally acceptable as long as it is secret or not allowed.

"Shit man, these beers are $9. I couldn't afford to even get tipsy in this place. Good thing for my side liquor."

"Hey, you going to the dropkick Murphy's concert? They only have beer so I'll bring some side liquor"

"When I'm playing beer pong I always like to have a side liquor while I play"

by jpswagyoloooo March 5, 2014

Side-high

To get high off the second hand smoking of weed.

Oh look at Alison she is feeling it too, must be side-high.

by hitmeupimsomefun October 14, 2014

side problem

When someone or something isn't worth your time, but you still have it or them.

You are too busy with your other problems to worry about me, I guess I'm just your side problem.

by ajgrande November 9, 2014