4 years but the first year is spent taking watered-down science classes to get a 2.75GPA. Upon entrance to the program, clinicals are spent dispensing vitamins and fluffing pillows.
Nursing Student: I'm so glad I only need to get a 2.75 to get in nursing school, I think I'll stop going to class.
by PerryCox May 6, 2020
Get the Nursing School mug.Heritage School is an educational institution in central Texas that serves as a breeding ground for future WASPs. Heritage prides itself on an uncanny ability to create students guided by a sense of false entitlement and misguided purpose, referred to as Hupomone.
A socialist Scholastic People’s Congress, similar to the People’s Republic of China, rules Heritage School. The SPC elects a Führer, idolized for their hatred of satanic demonstrations such as skinny jeans and good looks, to assume the face of authority.
Past Führers designed and perfected a police system ,known as the Sultemeiers (a Nazi Gestapo shoot off) led by the infamous Dr.Rickerhauser, to enforce strict regulations, the Big Five, on the student body under the guise of creating the perfect Christian student.
Heritage School represents itself with the colors green and white joined by an eagle. Green symbolizes the forced manual labor to maintain the school’s economy. At sporting events fans and scholastic figures repetitively chant "Bleed Green” as a reminder of the torture that students participating in events may endure if they fail to succeed. White stands for intolerance of outside opinion and closed-minded mentality the school uses to suppress rebellions. The eagle represents a facade of freedom used to amuse students.
Recently Heritage School has failed to suppress a rebellion of students and teachers jaded by the oppressive authorities. This rebellion is known as the Provincial Hall Rebellion.
A socialist Scholastic People’s Congress, similar to the People’s Republic of China, rules Heritage School. The SPC elects a Führer, idolized for their hatred of satanic demonstrations such as skinny jeans and good looks, to assume the face of authority.
Past Führers designed and perfected a police system ,known as the Sultemeiers (a Nazi Gestapo shoot off) led by the infamous Dr.Rickerhauser, to enforce strict regulations, the Big Five, on the student body under the guise of creating the perfect Christian student.
Heritage School represents itself with the colors green and white joined by an eagle. Green symbolizes the forced manual labor to maintain the school’s economy. At sporting events fans and scholastic figures repetitively chant "Bleed Green” as a reminder of the torture that students participating in events may endure if they fail to succeed. White stands for intolerance of outside opinion and closed-minded mentality the school uses to suppress rebellions. The eagle represents a facade of freedom used to amuse students.
Recently Heritage School has failed to suppress a rebellion of students and teachers jaded by the oppressive authorities. This rebellion is known as the Provincial Hall Rebellion.
"Hey, why do you think Heritage School students and faculty are so elitist and feel entitled to being the best private school in Fredericksburg?"
"Obviously their idea of Christianity is skewed by numerous members of the institution to understand how hypocritical they actually are."
"Do you think they will rage over understanding the true nature of their institution?"
"More than likely, but it’s okay they don't even lift.”
"Obviously their idea of Christianity is skewed by numerous members of the institution to understand how hypocritical they actually are."
"Do you think they will rage over understanding the true nature of their institution?"
"More than likely, but it’s okay they don't even lift.”
by jackson.bernard February 17, 2014
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by eliza March 7, 2004
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by 54779 August 14, 2006
Get the school spirit mug.Is like the Catholic Purgatory, in that people holier-than-thou beat you over the head (with textbooks rather than maces) and after suffering through this for a set period of time, you eventually are permitted to pass through the Pearly Gates when the Principal hands you the diploma. Of course, there is also the possibility of going to Hell by dropping out. But, no worries-- all high school affects is the fate of your immortal soul.
Parent-- "What did your English teacher assign for homework?"
Teenager-- "Dante. Pure torture."
Parent-- "Well, it might SEEM like Hell now, but don't worry-- it'll make you a better person. You can even use that when you send in college applications."
And then you wonder if you'll make it to college, or if your obituary will read 'cause of death: high school.'
Teenager-- "Dante. Pure torture."
Parent-- "Well, it might SEEM like Hell now, but don't worry-- it'll make you a better person. You can even use that when you send in college applications."
And then you wonder if you'll make it to college, or if your obituary will read 'cause of death: high school.'
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by Naptown85 March 31, 2010
Get the Old Schooling it mug.Waverley School is a really shitty and crappy school in Birmingham. They have shit teachers and rah it’s jus normally shit. See they can’t afford to have nice things cus they broke and thing they are some type of prison with all the silence in the corridors shit and the detentions like just don’t go there soo yh
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Girl: no it ain’t are u tapped AND DONT MAKE FUN OF RAPE
Boy: Rahh we weren’t making fun of rape ur jus tapped in UR head go to the hospital
Boy: Obviously it’s a shit school enni fham
Girl: no it ain’t are u tapped AND DONT MAKE FUN OF RAPE
Boy: Rahh we weren’t making fun of rape ur jus tapped in UR head go to the hospital
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