pussy pants 

someone who is being a pansy or a shy ass mutha who can't get his/her game on.

"Dude don't be sucha pussy pants go talk to her!!!"

pussy pants by corben May 14, 2005

Slut Pants 

Slut pants are those plad PJ pants that people think are ok to wear in public. All it really means is the person wereing them is ready for sex. easy down easy up, perfect for quicky.

Dude1: dude you see that chick, shes totaly read for it just look at her slut pants they aleady have splouge marks on them.

Dude2: ummm....dude i made those marks

Slut Pants by Wise old Buck March 27, 2009

Parachute Pants 

A rather torn up vagina that has been pounded so many times it now resembles a pair of parachute pants. Also, See: Wizards Sleeves

1: Look at that hottie!
2: No way, dude. Stay away from that shit.
1:Why?
2: I hear she has some nasty parachute pants.

Parachute Pants by Windowless April 18, 2010

nice pants 

A sarcastic expression addressing someone who looks or acts in an unbecoming way. They never understand...

Person 1: Nice pants
Person 2: Thanks! I thought my mom's neon green spandex would make an excellent fashion statement today even though I'm a 25 yearold male.


Person 1: Nice pants
Person 2: Does that mean you want to sleep with me?

nice pants by fallinouttadabox April 10, 2009

flash in the pants 

a momentary burst of sexual arousal (a pun on flash in the pan)

I had a flash in the pants from thinking about the night before, but realized I can't let it interrupt my work.

flash in the pants by The Return of Light Joker November 1, 2011

louise pants 

tight-fitting pants that hug your hips and thighs, but flare below the knee, small creases are created under your bum, no looseness involved

I want to go buy some louise pants!

louise pants by blueskydragonfly March 23, 2003

shitty pants 

you are stuck to your seat in those shitty pants.

shitty pants by Anonymous September 4, 2003