Parachute Pants

A rather torn up vagina that has been pounded so many times it now resembles a pair of parachute pants. Also, See: Wizards Sleeves

1: Look at that hottie!
2: No way, dude. Stay away from that shit.
1:Why?
2: I hear she has some nasty parachute pants.

by Windowless April 18, 2010