lemony muffin

The aftermath left over after having sex with someone covered in muffins.
If your hungry, there are some lemony muffins over there.
by Mark Quincy January 01, 2012
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stink muffin

Someone who fucking stinks but smells heavenly at the same time.
“My funky little stink muffin, you so stinky.”

“I literally just took a shower man.”
by yoyo +++ October 22, 2022
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guilt muffin

When you're at the bar and pick up a middle aged woman with a muffin top.
Last night I was at the bar and I picked up a guilt muffin.
by Dack Attack April 11, 2016
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Muffin mouth

The aftermath of going down on a woman, the mixture of saliva, vaginal discharge and pubes all around your mouth is a Muffin mouth
Dam son, you got mad muffin mouth. How long where you down there?
by Muffinmouth87 October 13, 2022
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Always be muffin’, man

A phrase you would tell your buds after you just pounded a hairy snatch.
Yo, I just fucked a hairy milf. Always be muffin’, man.
by Muffin’ man March 31, 2023
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muffin tissue pie

When your female partner collect your sperm with her mouth spitting it into muffin batter and bakes for a delicious snack.
After you cum in my mouth I am going to make a muffin tissue pie.
by Wiseguy25 November 26, 2015
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