Orchard Monkey

An illigal mexican "wet back" that works seasonally in orchards

crickey! look at all the orchard monkeys!

by number one tech May 17, 2011

messy monkey

a difficult or complicated situation. Something that is going to take a bit of work to resolve. The origin of this phrase is derived from urban monkeys in Southeast Asia who you definitely don't want to have anywhere near your house, as they have been known to break and enter, and trash the premises in no time flat looking for anything edible.

In referring to the BP oil spill in the Gulf, former President George Bush might have comments by saying , "You see here, what we got in the Gulf is whatcha call a messy monkey. It's gonna take a lot of effort to clean it up and it's gonna take some time to get that leak plugged.

by Mutha Jones June 1, 2010

monkey food

Cocaine. Refers to the experiment where Monkeys were given a choice between actual food or cocaine. Turns out the Monkeys always chose the cocaine. In another experiment, Monkeys could push a button and receive cocaine. The monkeys would repeatedly push the button for more cocaine "Monkey Food".

Gimme more monkey food! Are you monkeying around tonight? Where is Monkey Boy? Got Monkey Food?

by Mike B White January 22, 2007

monkey basket

1. A ball sack

2. A home for crazy people

3. A basket full of monkeys

1. "Dude, I can't believe your balls fit in your monkey basket!"

2. " I just heard that Donny was being taken to the monkey basket for raping a pineapple."

3. " And there it was, a monkey basket on my front porch."

by Will Rothperson November 26, 2007

sprinkle monkey

A derisive name given to the new guy at the ice cream shop that isn't yet allowed to operate the cash register or even scoop ice cream. He/she is only allowed to add toppings such as sprinkles to a cone that a senior employee has already scooped.

Fatty: Hey dude can i get some sprinkles on that peanut butter chocolate fudge lard two scooper?
Dude behind the counter: HEY SPRINKLE MONKEY, this fatty wants some sprinkles on his next heart attack.

by Spandangler May 12, 2009

Chuckle Monkey

A person so stupid that he is always laughing.

Chuck: That Tommy is so dumb.
Larry: Yeah he is a real Chuckle Monkey.

by james mackelroy January 31, 2009

Mosh Monkey

Someone thrown by another to either Start or revive a Mosh pit that is slowing down

The pit was slowing down,So i grabbed some kid and made him my mosh monkey. The pit really got going after that.

by Mr. Xes October 15, 2008