March 23

Grab your best friend ass however many times

Since today is march 23, I can grab your ass,
March 23 is grab your besties ass day

by i-!-i March 23, 2022

March 15th

The baddest bitches were born that day. Whoever was born that day is a Pisces, but despite that zodiac stereotype, people who were born that day aren't the most sensitive. Like, at all. Most people get hurt by whatever jokes they have up their sleeve. Despite all of this, they don't mean any harm. They mean to joke. They can be nice sometimes, and if you're their bestie, they've developed a soft spot for you. They don't let anyone step over them and won't ever go down without a fight. People who are born on this day are confident and strive to help you achieve self-confidence as well. They've been hurt most of the time and don't know who to trust. They also share a birthday with will.i.am.

''When were you born?''

''March 15th, why?''

''Can I marry you?''

by luv..carolynn December 2, 2023

March 8

The day of March 8. If you are born today then you are an absolute legend. No matter how hard people try you will one shot them like 1 punch man.

Them:when's your birthday?
Me:March 8
Them:Umm FBI?

by I'm a god btw May 25, 2022

March 20

national give ur girl best friend ur hoodie day .

ben: its march 20 here is my hoodie!! alissa: omg thank you

by anonymous March 15, 2022

March 27th

Moan in your boy best friends ear day

"It's March 27th!" "What abt it?" *moans in his ear*

by Relatable.thingzzzzzzzz March 27, 2023

24 march

24th march is the day baddest boys are born

Ken:"He's the baddest I'm jealous"
Jel:"Yeah he's born in 24 march"

by Ttttruthhhh November 22, 2021

March 7th

You shall send a dick pic to your homie without question. If not, your weiner shall be stolen by glorpinjeff, master of pickle tickling, in the middle of the night

Me: Hey dude lemme see that weiner!
You: Oh ya! I forgot. It’s March 7th! Here you go!

by Dietdrbepper March 7, 2023