jacob

the kind of guy who loves his bestie, neha

your name is jacob? cringe

by pierogico May 17, 2022

Jacob

That 1 suss boy.

Jacob : I like thattt 😏😏
Boys; 😳

by IdSimpForACreeper September 2, 2020

Jacob

Jacob is a band loving person. He dyes his hair a lot. Very loud, not very shy. He is funny and and can make you laugh but is mean at some times. He can skateboard but won't teach you how to if you ask him. He social in school but not as much outside of school.

Friend 1: "Hey have you seen Jacob lately?"
Friend 2: "No, he's probably at a band concert."

by tupac0021 October 15, 2019

Jacob Seibel

Stupid rat boy that sits in the corner of the room threatening to shoot up the school but is too pussy to go through with it.
P.S. also threatens suicide

Some days I'm Jacob Seibel but other day I am epicsauce

by GooeyOoey June 23, 2019

Jacob Lingershoz

He has too thic of a beard to see his blush, but it's in there somewhere.

Not Jewish as commonly mistaken.
Gorgeous but taken.

Will love you like he loves Jesus Christ.

"Yo, shnoz what's up"
"Please stop calling me that, John"
"Awh, No Jacob Lingershoz, I won't stop. Not even for you."

by ayyyy yo November 2, 2021

Jacob

He’s an asshole

guy 1: Jacobs an ass
guy 2: No shit sherlock

by SoberKAK May 5, 2019

Karl Jacobs

idk some bisexual icon :)
they r my favorite dre smp member also did any one else see when karl! and CORPSE had matching pfps ?? like bruh i love their friendshippp
karl is cute and he be dressin
i stan karl jacobs supremacy bitch hbu
quackity and soggy napkin know whats up thoo

Karl Jacobs: WHAT THE HONK??????!!!!?!?!!??!?!??!?

by Jeremy:) September 8, 2021