I just lost my dawg

A meme song people use on shitposts
Dude 1: I just lost my dawg and my brother told me how to chase the bag
Dude 2: Are you retarted
by XLrationspeed98 December 07, 2024
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Aren't you just the sickest

A sarcastic comment after someone is trying to make them self look cool.
Billy: I have a full time job and you don't
Tillman: aren't you just the sickest
by Lukeissick August 16, 2017
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I just brushed my teeth

When a man is in the mood for foreplay and he wants to initiate oral sex from his girlfriend, wife, side chick, partner.
Federico: Babe I just brushed my teeth!

Panfila: Pull them pants down big boy and let me suck you off real nice tonight!

Federico: I love you!
by TatisJunior August 18, 2022
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My legs just divorced

Basically another way to say that you're spreading your legs
Chloe: Have you seen the Timothee Chalamet? He played Willy Wonka in that new movie
Sam: Of course! I saw the movie!
Sophia: Y'all don't know that he was in Lady Bird?! Unbelievable newgen locals;-;
Marcus: Omg my legs just divorced when I saw him😝
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Just Honest

What bullies say when they’re actually just bullies.
Riley and Kitren: we’re just honest!
eros: no bullies
by JudastheBudist March 16, 2021
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The moons just a slice away

For something to seem simple, but in reality it's nonsense. Also used to confuse and or troll others; a friendly joke.
"Yo bro, she said no when I asked her out."
"Sometimes the moons just a slice away bro."
by James E. Robert August 24, 2015
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