French crop

A pretty kewl haircut

Ayo barber gimme a French crop

by Nah_jit_trippin May 3, 2023

French Rico Suave

A dude (usually a buffoon) who's trying to approach & woo a female like he's some kind of ultra-smooth Casanova when he's more of an idiot than a high-class prospect.

"I remember back in the day when the internet was new, all of the men wanted to splat every woman and even other men with pictures of their penises and shit, as dick alone ruled the web. Now all of the same guys are out here trying to be French Rico Suaves and shit!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 4, 2023

French Tuba

A slang word for someone who gets their words mixed up such as the words French horn and Tuba because someone was talking about a French horn and another about a tuba.

There goes the French Tuba guy!

by Cutekittys May 5, 2023

French Tax

If there is a french racing driver or a manufacturer taking part in a motorsport race weekend,they must suffer at least one mechanical failure that will result in either a DNF or 0 points race result.

"The Alpine car's engine shut off and they've stopped on the track.That's French Tax for you."

by Wojach May 9, 2023

French Person

An absolute MORON; douche bag

Originally from FRANCE (derogatory)

“He’s so stupid” “don’t mind him he’s a French Person”

by Ppdeceiver May 16, 2023

French starfish

When you and your partner spread your butt cheeks and touch anuses in a circular motion.

I walked in on my mom and dad doing the French starfish and was scarred for life. I can still smell it

by cdbruce August 19, 2023

French fry

The French way to roast someone!

A person with a 12 year old boy's humor: ur mom is gay

French person: Oui oui, (enter insane life-destroying French roast)

Random person: OHHHHHHH! THAT DUDE JUST GOT FRENCH FRIED!!

A person with a 12 year old boy's humor: *Dies from the severity of the French fry*

by I've kidnapped your child August 20, 2023