ferry tales

Da body of literary fiction recounting da adventures of Theodore Tugboat and his friends.

Many of da stories in Da Brothers Grimm's book were morbid and violent; I much prefer da modern-day ferry tales, where everyone generally makes an effort to get along and work together.

by QuacksO September 4, 2022

February 21st 2021

The worst day someone called Val had in his entire life, also infamously known as "The Furry Ambush" refers to Val being harassed and begged to be fucked by a Furry Thot known as Cassidy, luckily, Val took a Plymouth Reliant and decided to get rid of Cassidy and decided to run away before the cops could find him.

Val: February 21st 2021 was the worst day i ever had in my entire life

by MADVAL2 September 5, 2022

February 10th

National Workout Day

Person 1: get your fatass up its February 10th
Person 2: cant im a genshin impact player

by that-lil_racist September 10, 2022

February 18

February 18th is go to “France” with your partner day

Go to France with your partner on February 18th

by Plex_ September 15, 2022

February 12th

the day the most cutest man was if you were born on this day you cute ash

Me: happy bday cole! it’s february 12th!
my bf: thank you!

by leahlmfao October 2, 2022

February 2nd

Harry Styles’ birthday

Harry Styles was born on February 2nd.

by syb_dpv October 8, 2022

February 1

Marscela Fernandes Birthdayy!!😱😱

?- Hey what day is it today?
You- February 1
?- OMG ISNT MARCELAS BIRTHDAY?!?
you- YES. THE FACT U HAD TO ASK ME THE DAY IS CRAZY HOW CAN U FORGET FEBRUARY 1 🙎🏻 ♀️!!

by Pjminsgf October 15, 2022