Fake

Someone that wants to look/sound/act/feel things like tough/strong/adult, but tries to ban other people from saying curse words or profane language and is bossy about all the wrong things in life, things that aren't natural to repress (wear a mask, get a shot, don't cry especially if you are male, don't feel, man up, and so on).

The coronavirus might not be fake, but the people that perpetuate the lockdowns, restrictions, mandates, and dictations of people's daily lives certainly aren't naturals. Of all the things they tell you that are uncertain or to be unsure of, that people can be sure of.

by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021

fake apple

Unrealistically gigantic ass

That bitch has a fake Apple

by Dickball May 14, 2015

Fake friend day

Fake friend day is on NOVEMBER 12th 2021

Omg today is fake friend day post that bitch that be talking abt yu

by Janitor November 11, 2021

Fake a Shit

The act of hiding out in the bathroom stall while checking your phone for a 1/2 hour

Chad pulled a fake a shit, I heard, his phone, playing angry birds while he was in the shitter

by Psyko Tek May 31, 2014

Fake dyke

A girl who dress like a Male bit a girl. Shes not lesbian so she's a fake dyke.

Fake dyke.
.

by Mary Naseret April 18, 2020

fake lez

a girl who tells people there lesbian to get attention from a group of LBGT women or men mostly in middle school,but are straight

Tallulah is such o fake lez

by bubbles.a.s123 April 7, 2019

fake brake

an involuntary reflex to apply a nonexistent brake petal when riding as a passenger in a car.

Sarah is such a bad driver, I was hitting my fake brake the whole way here.

by Lexiphile October 11, 2015