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Free basted

Where you allow a homeless man or transvestite ejaculate on you out of pity.
So I was there laying unfathomable love to the one true god when a homeless man approached me asking if I could spare any meth. I lectured him the importance of temple upkeep as our body was crafted by the Lord himself so that we may bring glory and honor to him. We then free basted because that's a bit better for your skin. Can I get an amen?
by Aeriskhaos February 26, 2017
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Free Willy

When you and your partner rush to have sePENISx and you end up without using a condom
Dude, Sara needed to smash last night, so I pulled a "Free Willy"
by SausageNoodle442 March 1, 2017
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Free Boobing

Absent of brassiere. Can be an expression of pride in perkiness or an excuse not to leave the house.
Damn! That dress looks great - how do you hide your bra lines?
- I'm free boobing, chica, no bra lines for me!

Hey - do you want to come and see my nephew's band play at the community centre?
- Aw, I'm sorry chica, free boobing today, I'm not leaving the house unless the gestapo show up.
by Janofarc May 3, 2016
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Free Willy

When you are at an aquarium and you unzip your pants and put your balls upright on the glass and call out 'free willy' and see if any sea creatures come up and sniff and/or lick.
*un zips pants at aquarium* places balls upright on glass... ' FREE WILLY'
by Veronica11 August 23, 2016
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FREE EDGER

When a cow is trapped in a dirt houses basement with a glass roof
Person One:Whats up
Person Two:FREE EDGER
by SpiderDick August 14, 2016
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Free and independent

In a relationship, when two people break up, being free and independent means one of them wants to see other people
"I'm sorry we didn't work out, but I need to be free and independent for a little while"
by Boiy June 22, 2016
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free range porn

Porn magazines found at the side of the road, usually tossed :-) from car or truck windows and found lying in the grass.
Hey, was out walking today, came across a bunch of free range porn.
by Dajster June 18, 2016
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