facebook creeper 

one who lurks offline on facebook, never responding to posts and requests. Keeps tabs on 'friends' but is never available to chat. An antisocial person on a social network.

I just unfriended that facebook creeper who never accepts my Farmville requests.

facebook creeper by stefstefwheee August 16, 2011

facebook official 

Of or pertaining to facebook. If something is absolutely certain or believed to be true, it is indeed facebook official.

Hey, did Aaron and Michelle break up???

Yeah.

Your positive?

It's facebook official!!!

facebook official by Grace Coleman February 11, 2008

Facebook hider 

Someone on Facebook who consistently has a profile photo of anything but themselves - e.g., almost invariably a toddler, but a vague group photo, a photo of a cartoon, landscape, a flower, their feet, generic artwork, animals, etc., are also par for the course. Very often these individuals don't ever make a peep to you directly after they're let in, and instead enjoy quietly watching what the people on their own friends list do instead. Blowing the image they'd like to project of being "too busy for Facebook," they somehow notice within hours or even minutes after they've been deleted.

Michelle: "Janice is such a Facebook hider. Did it ever occur to her to use a photo of herself WITH her kid as her profile pic?"

Miranda: "Nobody does that! You're crazy."

Facebook hider by TexasAdder September 2, 2010

facebook fucking 

a facebook fucking is when a person on facebook stares at your "profile picture" 24 hours a day while french kissing their monitor. If the monitor reciprcates It will even lead sex with the computer monitor.

FB snuggler: I had some facebook fucking last night with Michael Chang.

FB Fag: Really, I thought you hated him.

FB snuggler: I do but I can't resist kissing and fucking my monitor when ever his profile picture is on my screen. I do it with my Iphone too.

FB Fag: Your having unprotected sex with a monitor and i phone? what hole do you stick it on?

FB snuggler: well for the iphone I insert my dong into the earphone jack and for my monitor I do it anally.

FB Fag: Damn You're a fag Ahmad Kado

facebook fucking by TacoBurglar January 11, 2010

Facebook Nazi

Any one of the plethora of pathetic, bitter nerd moderators whose only means of feeling "big" is by deleting the profiles of people who actually DO have lives. This is usually motivated by a desire to "get back at" the type of people who used to beat them up in high school for being computer geeks.

These people tend to live in their parents' basements and masturbate while watching countless reruns of Star Trek.

They also tend to be severely overweight, sweat profusely, smell moldy, have acne scars, outdated haircuts and clothing, and frequently cry instead of sleeping (although when in groups together, usually while grazing, they adamantly insist that they are "cool" or "misunderstood").

None of these people were asked to go to prom, or anything else resembling a "date" for that matter. And nobody would miss them if they died of horrible, horrible ass cancer.

Why the fuck is it any of your business how many friends I have or how many times we message each other each day? Fuck you, you fucking Facebook Nazi!

Facebook Nazi by Leigh R October 18, 2008

Facebook Notice

When someone says they re going to quit or they have quit their job. wether or not they have actually quit, or given their notice. Could be used to seek attention or for financial gain.

John must be looking for a raise cause he just gave his Facebook Notice.

Facebook Notice by Bonescrub October 6, 2009

Facebook Grudge 

A grudge held due to lack of communication on facebook. Often caused by not commenting someone back on a status, photo, or other facebook item.

"What's wrong with Stacy? Why hasn't she been talking to you?"
"She must be holding a facebook grudge because I didn't comment her back on the post she put on my wall the other day."

Facebook Grudge by TRexSweeney February 19, 2010