go eat coal 

New variation of "fuck off" or "eat shit and die." Came up with this when I had trolls piss me off and it's Christmas time. So instead of telling someone to eat shit, you can tell them to eat coal.

Troll says: Hey Asian, go steal another white husband.

I say: Hey troll, I doubt anyone is getting your rude ass anything for Christmas. Go eat coal.

go eat coal by Consuela, M. December 19, 2016

i eat your punches 

A nice way of saying your weak bitch

When someone punches someone else and it doesn't hurt then u would say I eat your punches

i eat your punches by TheirIsNoMoreUsernames January 14, 2017

go eat a flower 

a funny, more feminine way to say go fuck yourself pussy boi. used most commonly like the phrases fuck off, fuck u, eat shit etc. also used in a nerdy reference too.

ya whatever go eat a flower dude

go eat a flower by hardcore13 June 19, 2017

go eat a flower 

a term used as a politer way of saying go eat shit. it's more of a feminine term so when u say it to a male it could be degrading. also used when you are telling someone week or nerdy to eat shit.

ya whatever go eat a flower nerd

go eat a flower by hardcore13 June 19, 2017

weed eat 

getting high and licking someone's butthole.

Last Friday, I ate a bunch of brownies and found myself weed eating my girlfriend.

weed eat by Tawny Timberlake September 1, 2017

go eat a bowl of trix 

Used to tell dumbasses its time to kick rocks. Cause everyone knows. Am i right...

Anyone "Dude there is no way you can can still be up drinking after last night." Me "Go eat a bowl of trix."

Because... I am!!! I am!!!

go eat a bowl of trix by Mr. Dutchrunner December 27, 2017

ciao eat the ass 

The eating of the ass and saying goodbye

Im going to ciao eat the ass tonight

ciao eat the ass by Sainsbury's May 7, 2018