Faggot drunk 

When a guy from work, usually named Will, gets so fucked up he starts to do weird faggot shit with his friends. Touch/grope cock ; occasional deepthroat

Hey everyone, you wanna get faggot drunk after work?

Faggot drunk by DollaDollaBillsYalll May 26, 2018

Stealth Drunk 

A person who you see only drinking one beer the whole night but it’s actually a different beer every time. You don’t notice until they’re blacked.

Tyler’s fucked. I thought he only had one! Must be stealth drunk...

Stealth Drunk by 3’ilg June 2, 2018

Sunday Drunk 

Sunday Drunk is a lower level of drunk that allows you to forget about tomorrow whilst respecting that it will still come in due time.

Bre, “You sound different tonight are you ok?”

Greg, “why do you say that?”
Bre, “well your eyes look fine but your speech is slurred.”
Greg, “Oh; that’s because I’m Sunday Drunk.”
Bre, “What’s that?”
Greg, “It’s going to be a long week; Matthew in logistics is going to screw up and Clare in payroll punches in late and just clicks approve all at 9am, and our new temp Kendra thinks because she’s a piece of ass she doesn’t need to lift a finger. This is how I forget about what I’m about to walk into to on Monday!”

Sunday Drunk by Reyer June 3, 2018

Pumpkin Drunk 

Being so intoxicated that you are willing to have sex with that "thicc"-looking pumpkin on the front page.

"Dude, you hooked up with Phoebe last night you gross f***."-Brad

"I don't want to hear anything. I was pumpkin drunk."-Chad

"Fair enough."-Brad

Pumpkin Drunk by H_Balls99 June 8, 2018

SHITTY DRUNK

When you smoke and drink at the same time and are just at complete “chill.”

Let’s gets cross faded af . Like shitty drunk not pissy drunk.( peeing is wild but shits are all chill )

SHITTY DRUNK by AFTERTHEHEARTBREAc August 25, 2018

Slade Drunk

Slightly more drunk than you intended to be on a weekday

I thought I was slightly drunk on a weekday, but my slurring identifies me as being "Slade Drunk".

Slade Drunk by Dan'lSlurs October 30, 2018

Juice drunk 

When kids under 21 are drunk on water, sprite, juice, and non alcoholic drinks

Guy: YOOOOO Emmie is totally juice drunk
Girl: HEY!!! That is my 10 year old sister

Juice drunk by Relatable Kweeen February 9, 2019