Pope Clement VII

Born Giulio de' Medici, he was one of the four popes from the Medici Family, you'll know him for being the guy who forbade the divorce of Henry VIII and Catherine of Aragon

They never tell you which pope forbade Henry VIII's divorce, it was Pope Clement VII

by BlankCanvas742 December 5, 2022

portugal cleaning house

Sticking your dick in every hole.

We decided to have a Portugal Cleaning House party when the kids were staying the night at a friends house.

by IamValid December 6, 2022

London Clean

London Clean

A tall skinny woman built like a man, no curves, no behind, short hair, ponytail, lesbian figure type

Oh my god!! Why did she get so thin, she's built like a London Clean!"

by 0802954 December 11, 2022

European cleaning

When you shove a girls head into a toilet and flush and at the same time two people bang her from behind

“What did you guys do at your sleepover
“John’s mom was being annoying so we decided to give her a European cleaning!”

by shaker9000 December 14, 2022

The Cleaner

Once one is done ejaculating in the vaginal canal or anus, a third party gets down posthaste and sucks out the semen from said orifice. Huzzah!

One time I was fucking this dude while his friend watched and after he came, said friend went to go clean up. He told me to lay back down, “Don’t worry, I’m a cleaner”. And proceeded to suck me dry!

The Cleaner: sucking cum out of the vaginal canal or anus.

by “Sweet Chocolate V” December 28, 2022

Colombian Cleanse

Obtaining diarrhea via food poisoning from a vacation abroad, and having lost body weight in the process

"The Colombian Cleanse is amazing"

"We got back from the Caribbean, and managed to get the Colombian Cleanse along the way"

by spicyaf January 18, 2023

Ethernet cleansing

when you clean the ethernet cable

i did a ethernet cleansing today
-german dictator

by qpalzmwoskxneudjcnryfhvbtg March 8, 2023