Mega Fag. Massive stoner, the best at lighting without a doubt. Fat ass and he knows it, but won’t admit it. Can’t say a sentence without swearing or saying cunt. He is usually the dumbass of the group
by barbequesauceonmytiddies February 26, 2020
Get the ryan christian parsonsmug. A amazing guy. he is very shy at first but he loves truly he also loves hard he has an amazing smile girls would fall in love with him so fast. loving him would be a blessing for girls they would never want to lose him. He is so perfect. he's cute,nice,funny,charming, amazing. he is the best i swear.
Christian is the best
by beyou4ever May 24, 2017
Get the Christianmug. 
(And this next part is in reference to the Russell Brand "They are trying to silence us" stream on rumble) So, he's talking to this priest and the priest is like 'America is a Christian country!' And he goes on to explain that ALL OF THE PROBLEMS... Are the direct result of people not doing the incest cult. And WE KNOW THIS. We already know... That when you don't do the sex cult... The adversary (They veil it by calling him "The adversary" or "the enemy" or "the people's champ" but what they MEAN is a LITERALLY AND ONTOLOGICALLY REAL SATAN, LIKE, AND ACTUALLY PSYCHIC MONSTER THAT IS CONFUSING THEM DELIBERATELY)
comes to get em. And he ties it into this story about Caesar and how Caesar declared himself God... So they murdered him (typical) BUT LITTLE DID THEY KNOW... He had a secret will... And he wanted this OTHER GUY to be Caeser... And THE OTHER GUY declared that HE is better than everyone... Forever... But NOT better than God! And he gave all of the glory to God (totally consensually) forever! So, those are the rules now forever. And that DEFINITELY IN NO WAY SOUND LIKE... The story of a deliberate and successful coup where the Catholic church murdered an emperor, forged a will, installed THEIR OWN EMPEROR (who will do and say whatever they want 'But God removed Saul and replaced him with David, a man about whom God said, ‘I have found David son of Jesse, a man after my own heart. He will do everything I want him to do.’ ACTS 13:22 There seems to be a recurring theme here), and then delcared the new guy better than everyone (Which is impossible because I was already better than evryone in the future and GOD WOULD KNOW THAT) but NOT better then God (Therefore, weak). Whatever, this is dragging on a bit, innit? You get the point. And this is the second part. 'America is NOT a Christian country' "
by Hym Iam May 23, 2024
Get the America is NOT a Christian countrymug. Duuude when he made that nazi joke in front of that jewish person, that was an epic christian moment
by Cranjis February 24, 2021
Get the Christian momentmug. Christian is the best. He’s not really too smart, but he’s still really nice guy, and is definitely HOT AF.
by the weeb who got crossed September 9, 2021
Get the Christianmug. Well, she's doing it because she can see that if we don't affirm the Christian's moral supremacy they will hold their breath like a petulant 5 year old. They flat out refuse to cooperate with people who won't.
Hym "If Christianity is TRUE. Then going extinct immediately... Literally solves all of our problems... Forever... Everyone lives forever... And everyone gets what they deserve... Therefore... Blow up the planet... And stop wasting everyone's time."
by Hym Iam November 28, 2023
Get the Christianitymug.