Chocolate Platypus

THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE

THE CAKE IS A LIE

The Chocolate Platypus said "The Cake is a lie!!!!!"

by TheCakeIsACHOCOLATEPLATYPUS June 1, 2010

chocolate pole

the penis of a black man.......

random gay: i had a right big chocolate pole last night

random other gay: oh yeah?

random gay: yeah stretched me so much i think im turning inside out now

random other gay: *pokes*

by joesaysdance June 4, 2007

chocolate choo-choo

A sugary, chocolaty, very tasty, mildly alcoholic girl drink for those who want to drink, but can't stand the taste of alcohol.

Dude, I can see your vagina from here. Finish that damn drink. It's a chocolate choo-choo and tastes like dessert.

That chocolate choo-choo is mainly made up of sugar and air, no wonder it's tasty.

by vt26 May 14, 2008

White Chocolate Surprise

A white chocolate surprise is when a man ejaculates in a woman's anus, licks out a mixture of excrement and semen with his tongue, and deposits it in her vagina whilst eating her out.

"Did you see that video? Max Hardcore does a white chocolate surprise on that bitch."

by Emmzee March 19, 2008

Chocolate Push Pop

The uncircumsized penis of an African American male. When the foreskin is pulled back, the action resembles that of the well known Push Pop Candy.

Jeff picked up a chick at the club and took her to his car to get a blow job. She engulfed his Chocolate Push Pop until he blew his load.

by Eaton Holgoode June 23, 2009

White Chocolate Merlin

This is a simple thing that has taught LA a lesson. White Chocolate Merlin is a powerhouse that can't be stopped!

I was out kicking it yesterday and White Chocolate Merlin approached and took my girl. I think he got her pregnant!

by blopel July 30, 2009

Chocolate Candy Apple

AKA "The Brown Christening"

Shitting on the babies head as it comes out of the womans vagina during birth, then licking to remove,eating and sharing with your partner optional.

what the fuck, dont chocolate candy apple that baby.

is there a term for what you've just done,yes there is, "chocolate candy apple"

by The Lizard-The Fox November 2, 2010