Hangy Balls

A variant on the moon. The hangy balls happen when you moon someone, but flop your nutsack on the outside of your underwear so that the offended party will not only see your hairy brown eye, but also see your balls hanging down like a bad painting.

My girlfriend was watching the bachelor last night. I was bored so I gave her the hangy balls. She vomited, so I gave her the Cincinatti Vegetable Bowl.

by Crappy Diaper April 8, 2008

licks balls

the art of being something, lousy, terrible, lame; not very good

"Do you like Guns n' Roses?"
"No, they lick balls"

by Captain Undies November 8, 2004

Blue-Balls

Two hours of dry fucking and no cumming = Blue balls

"Yo, i've gotta get going home now, cause i've gotta jerk-it"

by Reggie Regg November 22, 2003

Marble Balls

When a man is cold, and his testicles shrink so badly that they feel as small as marbles.

Guy 1: Dude, it's so cold. It has to be about 5 degrees.
Guy 2: Hah, you probably got marble balls right now.

by RawrItsPanda November 12, 2009

Dirt Ball

a dirty person with bad hair or dirty clothes from the Taft Ca but not exclusive to the area.

Hey are you going to brush your hair or change your clothes?

no why?

aaah dude your such a dirt ball!!

by krent bipfer July 23, 2009

pussy-ball

Basketball. I mean come on you touch someone and its a foul. WTF?

WTF kind of foul is reaching? This is pussy-ball.

by butch43 January 11, 2009

balls in a vicegrip

screwed introuble or at the mercy of another

i have to pay him 30 million dollars or i'll be castrated with a butter knife. Man my balls are in a vice grip

by KyRo October 17, 2004