spirit boner

n- 1) the result of being so excited about the success of a college sports team.

2) the state of being over excited and spirited for one's alma mater.

3) literally getting so excited for a college sports event that you become sexually aroused

"When the Bruins won that game on a last minute 3-pointer, I had a raging spirit boner!"

"Look at the student section! They're all rockin' massive spirit boners!"

spirit boner by Weeeee Face March 26, 2009

stoner boner 

getting excited at the prospect of getting very high at some point in the near future.

Dude we've been saving our kief for the whole semester I have such a huge stoner boner

stoner boner by themacbleezy December 28, 2010

Gentleman boner

When a woman is dressed 100% appropriately clothed and her good looks turn you on.

Did you see that dress she's wearing? It gave me a gentleman boner.

Gentleman boner by Chrome3 May 31, 2016

monsignor boner

when you are recieving oral sex from a girl, you pull out of her mouth as you are about to orgasm, then, you make a cross on her forehead with your cum, smack her in the face with your dick, then run out of the room and run around pretend bases and slide headfirst into home plate

Dave got a rugburn sliding into home after he monsignor bonered that chick

monsignor boner by razzledazzlebazzlecazzle May 16, 2006

instant boner 

when u c a broad so sexc that ur dick juss pops up

oh shit check out that broad man instant boner

instant boner by mikeiliketoridedykes September 5, 2006

Bieber boner 

1. The act of getting a hard-on, erection, woody, ect. while listening or looking at the newest pop sensation in a magazine or in the privacy of your home.
2. Fantasizing over the high pitched voice of a 16 yr. old boy who has no hair anywhere.
3. One who bones Justin Bieber, usually big black men or women with strap-ons, in his ass or vagina.
4. Construction of a shrine, to solidify your gayness for a lil boy. Also can be exhibited with posters or school supplies littered with the kid.

1. Gay Boy: "Yesterday I was listening to Justin Bieber, and I got a huge thumper."
Straight Boy: "So you got a Bieber Boner? Go sit on your thumb."
2. Fangirl: "That young boy just gets me sooo wet when i listen to his sensitive voice. If i was a boy id get a Bieber Boner."
Normal Guy: "Shut the fuck up, you stupid bizznitch!"
3. Black Guy: "I pounded Justin Bieber's ass so hard after his show last night."
Catholic Priest: "I wish I could do that!"
Random Guy: "Yall are Bieber boners!"

Bieber boner by BieberHater123 July 28, 2010

[half boner] 

when a male's penis is half excited or simply half hard. the awkward stage before a full erection.

It wasn't bad enough you had a half boner behind my back, I had to find out from dan, who couldn't wait to rub it in my face.

[half boner] by franths puthies April 4, 2009