The law of Bean 

The universal rule that Sean Bean can never be allowed to live throughout the entirety of any television program or movie in which he stars. For every show/film in which he survives, one of his fellow actors dies in real life.

"Dude, did you hear about (insert actor name here)?"

"Yeah, how'd he/she die?"

"Their director broke the law of Bean"

"What? That's insane!"

The law of Bean by Lord of the DANCE July 3, 2014

Chocolate Covered Coffee Bean 

When a dude lies on his back underneath a glass table and a girl sits on the glass table with her butt cheeeks pressed to the glass table and flicks the bean while taking a dump on the glass table.

At Starbucks the other day I asked for a chocolate covered coffee bean at the recommendation of a friend. The Barista ran my credit card for $500 and proceeded to disrobe, press the ham, flick the bean and poop out the ham while I watched from below. Def got a semi.

Chocolate Covered Coffee Bean by RodgerBirthCanal May 20, 2017

Trampoline jelley bean 

A nan who is soft and like being tossed around by men like a trampoline

Seth is such a trampoline jelley bean I heard he likes man bears

Trampoline jelley bean by Harry windmill June 22, 2018

to coffee bean 

in middle and high school debate (California), to appeal to and distract the judge by using a pathos argument that is dramatized and taken out of context

Did you see how they didn't have any evidence at all in their case? They just tried to coffee bean the judge with a fake story!

to coffee bean by c0ffeebeans October 9, 2018

Green de la Bean 

1. The notorious anthropomorphic green bean who roams the internet, wanting to prank users into looking at pictures at him.
2. To prank someone by blaring a bass-boosted version of a hip hop song, specifically "U Guessed It" by OG Maco.
3. Another word for green beans, used by sophisticated individuals, or cool kids.

1. You: *Notices vague title* Hm, seems obvious. *Clicks, gets shocked* Oh no! Green de la Bean strikes again!
Green de la Bean: You just got beaned, u friccin moron!

2. Johnny: *Whispers* Okay, here comes Charlie.
Charlie: *Walks by* Hey, Johnny!
Johnny: *Turns up radio*
OG Maco: BITCH U GUESSED IT
Charlie: *Runs away screaming*
Johnny: I just green de la beaned him! Funny guy! X3

3. Me, an intellect: Yes, I would like some steak with green de la beans, sir.
Waiter: Coming right up.

Green de la Bean by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 27, 2018

Funky Winker Bean 

It's a man's stinky little penis. A man tool of non biblical proportions.

Jimmy was sexting pics of his "Funky Winker Bean" to any girl who asked.

Funky Winker Bean by MrMJaye2U February 24, 2019

roasting my bean 

A euphemism for female masturbation; to manually manipulate the clitoris to orgasm.

After listening to the professor talk about cellular reproduction, I had sufficient ammo for roasting my bean that evening.

roasting my bean by MLWriter March 28, 2019