3 Pump Rule

If a woman allows you to have sex with her 3 times, you have done a good job of fucking. This is established with the 3 times: The first time she'll expect you to be bad, mostly because you'll be excited about new boobs and a new vagina and won't perform well. The 2nd time shows she's still interested in you, and expects you to perform better. If you do a good job the second time, you'll have earned your 3rd pump, and now have a new regular sex partner.

I think I got a new fuck buddy, I've passed the 3 pump rule rule with her.

by brewtus719 August 30, 2010

Perfectly done <3

The phrase that most YouTube users use in challenge videos, can be commonly found in YouTube shorts

Video: I bet you can't like this video with your nose!
Comment: It was eas- Perfectly done <3
Some comments:Why do people type these????

by burntpandesal December 8, 2021

3 hole wonder

This is what Travis Alexander called Jodi Arias. The woman that later stabbed him 29 times and shot him in the forehead.

Your a 3 hole wonder Jodi!

by court watcher April 24, 2013

3 hole boneathon

A sexual encounter when the penis (bone) is inserted into the woman’s mouth, vagina then anus.

Gina enjoyed the 3 hole boneathon I gave her last night.

by Maxwell January 6, 2004

page 3 text

The small paragraph, which few people read, at the top of page 3 in a British tabloid newspaper. This page traditionally contains a full page picture of a topless model, who may be completely nude, though not showing her genitals, only tits and arses are allowed.

The paragraph is purportedly a quote from the model pictured, in which she gives her views on all manner of current subjects, such as how to solve the Israel/Palestine conflict, or the credit crunch.

Bob: "Dave, have you read this page 3 text? Nikkala from Braintree says there should be a two-state solution to solve the Palestinian crisis, and that there should be government action to bring down the interbank lending rate to ease the credit crunch."

Dave: "You expect me to believe an Essex bird who flashes her tits for a living said that? Bollocks!"

by Lee 74 March 5, 2009

type 3 fun

not fun at all, not even in retrospect. As in, “What the hell was I thinking? If I ever even consider doing that again, somebody slap some sense into me.”

That was type 3 fun!

by Apothegm September 24, 2014

LOONA 1/3

A Sub-Unit of the 12 member girl group LOOΠΔ, that consists of five members. HaSeul(who is the leader of the Sub-Unit and the leader of LOOΠΔ), Hyunjin, Heejin,Vivi, and Yeojin. Their concept is about the excitements and expectations of first love.

LOONA 1/3 is a Sub-Unit of the 12 memeber girl group LOOΠΔ that consists of HaSeul , Hyunjin, Heejin, Vivi, and Yeojin.

by Kkarla July 20, 2018