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fuck your shampoo

The thing @lancebkr on TikTok always is saying to do and it supposedly helps your hair for some people. ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ
Dude, you gotta fuck your shampoo๐Ÿ—ฟ
by AverageAdonislover69 August 14, 2022
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non-normative
My office coworker said, 'wow your schedule is fucked- how do you only sleep in three hour chunks???' . I replied that I prefer a non-normative schedule, and don't understand how someone could just go dark for eight hours solid.
by retroj August 14, 2022
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FUCK NUGGET

When Somebody is doing or acting in the most un-realistic way to where you just want to punch them in their face because their asshat ways just got you to the point of no return.
Kymm: OH my God did you hear how Sarah was talking to Farrah that was so crazy.
Tamrynn: Yeah! She totally is going to get the shit beat out of her because she was being a total FUCK NUGGET
by H00D NEWZ August 15, 2022
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Fuck

Fuck, commonly know as(Farkwitts Ulcer Cuntosis Kreamdosis) is a disease that has spread in 2090, ever since Mars was inhabited by humans, many extraterristerial creatures have been found by the Mars Society For Research and Technology, until they found the rare Cuntassdosis, where the virus will spread by touching the rare Cuntassdosis.
Cuntassdosis is a rare type of Mars creature, that has also been found by the leader of the Republic Of Mars, Elon Musk.
Fuck is lethal and it cannot be cured.
Its symptoms are:
Suckcockasis
Slitfuctotits
Cronalcockis
and Diccockis.
There is, however a medicine to treat Fuck and reduce its symptoms.
by R983 August 15, 2022
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Fuck you bitch

A statement you make when you're mad and GOT PUNCHED IN THE GODDAMN FACE, TOM.
"Fuck you bitch, why would you do that?"
by I'll fuck your mom August 15, 2022
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by anonymous August 16, 2022
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Fucking YUNGBLUD

Having sex with YUNGBLUD in your fantasies

*DISCLAIMER *

THIS ONLY APPLIES TO YOU IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON OR ARE IN LOVE WITH YUNGBLUD
Me Moaning: YUNGBLUD go faster Ugh ugh, I'm gonna cum on your knob Dom

*my mom knocks on the door*

Me: Dom Go Deeper I'm Cumming!!!!

Dom: you like that!?!

Me yes!!!!

Dom: your such a good boy

My mom: dinners ready!!!!

Me: hold on I'm fucking YUNGBLUD!!!!

My mom: ok!!! it sounds like you're having a great time!
by jarrad_bellringerboy August 16, 2022
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