Biscuit

Blowed as pissed retard

Kyle is currently a biscuit

by IOU1233 December 1, 2018

shrimps & biscuits

When you wear open back/open toe shoes and your toes (shrimps) extend out too far and your heels (biscuits) extend out from the back of the shoe.

Example: Did you see her Shrimps & Biscuits? Girl, you better wear the right shoes for those feet.

by Jphoenix7x January 4, 2017

Scooped My Biscuit

The act of one person putting their hand up a womans skirt or dress and grabbing their va-jay-jay.

Oh my god! Ryan... that guy just "Scooped my Biscuit" !!

by BISCUIT SCOOPER October 18, 2011

Biscuiting

When two people are having sex they both put their ass cheeks (biscuits) together and put a dildo in both of their assholes while they force it in and out of eachothers asshole.

Jane and Diane were biscuiting so much they couldn't sit down for a week.

by Hhhhh12345678910 August 5, 2016

Biscuit

Any biscuit that you get as a reward by your teacher because you defied a teacher that the former doesn't like

Harry: shouts at Umbridge
Professor McGonagall: Have a biscuit, Potter.

by Rifs March 27, 2019

Biscuits

A code word for cannabis used to avoid parents suspicion.

Guy1: (on the phone) I'll be at yours at 8.
Guy2: okay don't forget the biscuits

"Wow these are some crumbly biscuits"

by MidnightDipperJW January 14, 2016

biscuit fist

To put your hand in a fist and punch someone (or something) so hard it ends up looking like a biscuit

To punch something so hard that your hand feels like a biscuit afterwards

If she says one more thing about me, I'll biscuit fist her so hard.

I got mad once and biscuit fisted my wall.... there's a major hole in it now.

After I biscuit fisted John, his face was so messed up he had to go to the hospital.

by ukahaylee September 19, 2016