Long Island

Long Island is an overpriced overtaxed ghetto, crime is a constant fact of life no matter how high you build your walls but don’t worry getting a pistol permit only takes 2.5 years. The official past times of Long Island are drunk driving, shopping, sitting in traffic, eating shitty bagels, and returning cans to for money to buy bagels. If you are unfortunate enough to find yourself here leave immediately before your wheels get jacked, but don’t go to fast or you’ll have 43 tickets in the mail from all of the cameras.

Me: I have to bring all this trash to Long Island.
Friend: you mean the dump?

Me: same thing

by PastorRR March 19, 2020

long uneeded yawn

When somone yawns for so long you cant help but stare at them for the whole ten seconds that are yawning.

Persone 1: yawns a long uneeded yawn for to DANM long
Me: slaps in face

by A coool persone March 19, 2020

Long bitty

A long bitch titty

1: you got no titty
2) BITCH YOU GOT LONG BITTIES
1: tf is a long bitty

2: a long bitch titty

by BaseStealer#28 March 22, 2020

Long legs goddess

Expression used to describe Sowon, vocalist of GFRIEND (a South Korean girl group), because of her long, beautiful legs

The long legs goddess has dazzled everyone with her beauty in the photo shoot.
We don't know Sowon's true stature, but we're sure she's a long legs goddess

by Citadelle_etoilee May 17, 2020

So Long Schlong

When you have sexual intercourse as a farewell gesture

“Oh, your leaving tomorrow? I guess I’m going to have to give you some So Long Schlong!”

by Intimidatingwang August 4, 2020

long grass

A slang word referring to money

yo dude i ain't have a enough long grass to go out there

by AyMan Dny August 6, 2020

hit long

so this is when for you are saying something “hit different” and it’s a type hitting different feeling that lasts forever... and when saying it makes it hit 10x harder trust me you’ll feel it

“man that shit hit long,”

“yeah man... it really did” 🥺

by r4tb!tch August 7, 2020