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Bury The Ocean 

Basically the huffest band to emerge from the local music scene in Quincy, Illinois.

They masquerade as a christian hardcore band, when in all reality, the members of the band use illicit drugs, drink alcoholic beverages, and partake in premarital sex. They do not practice what they preach and are fakes.

Most of their fanbase hails from Keokuk, Iowa and are Fake Scene Dome girls, whom the term F.S.D. was created for. These girls often try to give oral favors to the members of this band, and often, Zeik (the drummer) and Devonte (the "vocalist") oblige to these wishes.

They used to be a pop-punk band under the moniker Red Letter Affair, but they decided that the only way to gain recognition is to sell out to what everyone else is doing and become hardcore.

Fact: Chase Carson is the only real christian in this band and he is possibly the only reason why this band is possibly cool.
Guy #1: "Dude, did you hit up that Bury The Ocean show last night?"
Guy #2: "Nah brah, I hate that F.S.D. band and everything they do!"
Bury The Ocean by BTO Haterrr February 28, 2009

The Onions 

When cooking with onions for a long period of time / great number of days, one may smell of onions and be unable to be rid of the smell.

The smell can also seep into pores, and when squeezing spots, they may smell of onions.
Girl, on squeezing her boyfriends spot:

Girl - "MAN, that reeks of onions"
Boy - "Yes, I made onion soup today".
Girl - "You have the onions!!"
The Onions by Leemla February 16, 2010

The ones who crashed facebook 

Chelsea and Tom were spamming ange's picture with meanlingless chat on 1/15/2009 when the picture reached about 150 comments facebook went poof. And for about 3 hours pictures were invisible, pages were distorted, and a legend was born.... The Ones Who Crashed Facebook.
I was just about to write on my girlfriends wall when i got kicked off! GOD DAMN ID LOVE TO FIND THE ONES WHO CRASHED FACEBOOK IN PERSON AND KILL THEM

The Oxford 

verb. To insert both fists, both vaginally and anally simultainusly, followed by suductive jabs in rapid sucession. Not for the faint of heart see double fist
"He fliped me on my stomach, grabbed the Crisco, and slipped me The Oxford till the break of dawn..."
The Oxford by pimpdaddyflash March 5, 2005

The other white meat 

An expression used usually between two or more people in order to describe any newly discovered object, definition, situation, etc. This is something that one party is not aware of or that they possess the wrong definition or knowledge of.
"Hi John have you seen the new version of Internet Explorer?"

"Oh yes Internet Explorer 7?"

"No no no, Internet Explorer 8 Beta?"

"ahh yes the other white meat"

I'm in the Office 

If you know this phrase then your probably on the phone with Luigi right now. He seems to use this to deflect the awkward of notion of looking down and seeing his unfortunately small sized man junk. He thinks this this phrase is whimsical and funny. However as fasicious as it may be it is unsanitary to talk on the phone while defacating, and rude to talk to anyone while in the act of pushing feces out of your ass.
Cole: *answers* Hey
Luigi: Hey what's up?
Cole: Just got home, you?
Luigi: I'm in the Office
Cole: Why the fuck do you always call me when your taking a shit.
Luigi: *thinks to self* "i have small man junk"