Dad

Someone who leaves you at age 5

Dad told me hed buy a pack of cigars. Thats was 6 years ago. Did he get into a car crash?

by Hotmanass June 23, 2019

My Dad

A person who has children but left at young age to fuck chicks and do drugs and be a general dick and still thinks he can give orders even when he hasn't seen his kids or a decade.

This can also be used as an insult.

"You are acting like my dad "

by Deadlyoz007 August 21, 2021

Dad

Ran away on when I was born

Me:born
Dad:runs like flash

by The person who you see November 9, 2019

I banged your dad

I couldn't find your mum

You don't have a mum so I banged your dad

by yeetmeworld May 17, 2023

dad

the man who left u when u were a child

mom: wheres ur dad at?
child: he went to the store when i was 3 and never came back.

by mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr May 9, 2019

Dad

The one guy you can count on to make the worst joke or quip at the right time. While dads may not realize it either, they usually tell the same joke many times without noticing it, subsequently causing their kids (who have to put up with them) to have to laugh awkwardly. They are also usually seen spending way too much time on their phones or iPads playing games like Clash of Clans and Pokemon Go, never missing a war day or Pokestop no matter the situation. While dads may not always know what exactly is going on, or think everything through, they mean well and can give priceless life advice. Happy Father's Day, we love you.

Dad I'm horribly nauseous.
Hi horribly nauseous! I'm dad.

by PreyTheGeyAwey May 11, 2019

Josh the fat Walmart dad

He's a fat bitch and he looks like that fat dad at wammart

Hey look it's josh the FAT Walmart dad

by Kdultimategaming May 15, 2022