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Texas Mud Bridge

The act of inserting a clear plastic tube in the anus, and inserting the other end of the tube in the anus of a "trusted" partner and shitting back and forth into each others asshole.
Earl and Jim-Bob got drunk and built a Texas Mud Bridge the other night.
by zuulybully July 18, 2018
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Texas

In this context, "Texas" refers to the first state to implement a ban on cellphones in classrooms, leading parents to give their children the classic Texas Instruments calculator which has always remained unchanged since 1995—despite kids often wanting the latest iPhone.
After Texas banned cellphones in class, my parents handed me a Texas Instruments calculator, while all I wanted was the newest iPhone to keep up with my friends.
by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025
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texas rim job

When a woman from Texas gives a man a blow job, she puts a little tajin on the rim of his butt hole first then sucks him to completion.
I visited Texas over the summer break. I took a beautiful blonde home who wore a cowboy hat and a silver belt buckle. We got completely naked (other than her cowboy hat) and she gave me a Texas rim job.
by Brandon Jameson January 20, 2025
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The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.
The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.
by plssn April 11, 2020
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Texas Milkshake

Whenever your companion squirts breast milk into the others mouth for enjoyment. Its a lot like a cum shot.
She gave me a Texas Milkshake last night.
by PussyPounder4000 February 28, 2019
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Texas abortion

When a pregnant woman gets a gun with a bang flag
Job: I heard Tina and her boyfriend stopped through Texas on their way home from vacation.
Jack: yea, she doesn’t have a passport to get it done in Mexico so they decided to get a cheap Texas abortion
by Barenakedchicken January 12, 2021
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Texas Tuesday

The act of intercourse forcefully with a cactus. Could be a form of rape
She wanted the ole Texas Tuesday
by Texas Tuesday July 2, 2020
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