mud salad 

a horrible shit that you were not expecting. you thought it was going to be a clean cut but you wipe shit all over yourself. It takes almost a whole roll of toilet paper to clear you're ass.

I had a terrible mud salad before work and I needed a shower

mud salad by johnny sharp January 26, 2024

geeker salad 

Another name for K2 or synthetic weed

Zack took too many hits of that geeker salad last night and ran into oncoming traffic!

geeker salad by Aggressively high February 13, 2024

Minnesota Salad

Generally a marshmallow and jello based salad with carrot shavings and orange slices. It usually sits behind a deli counter glass window. It never gets ordered but because it’s company policy to carry this ridiculous salad: they just keep it rotating in the deli case for weeks. It has a long shelf life due to all that sugar and jello. Mostly appeals to old people or Mormon potlucks.

Deli clerk: “Would you be in interested in a Minnesota salad?”
Customer: “god no! It looks like it’s a few months old!”

Minnesota Salad by Twunk102 February 15, 2024

Tossed Salad 

Tossed Salad is cunnilingus. The labia are the salad and they are tossed with the tongue.

I went to her house for dinner and ended up having tossed salad.

Tossed Salad by Trussetyv February 23, 2024

Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs 

69. Tossed Salad is flicking the labia with your tongue and Scrambled Eggs is sucking on the balls and flicking them with your tongue.

Last night we had tossed salad and scrambled eggs when we got home.

Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs by Trussetyv February 23, 2024

Dan salad 

A strange assortment of ingredients thrown together in either a hot or cold dish by a Welsh goblin man named….Dan

Dan has yet again made his famous Dan salad

Dan salad by Dr wurm February 25, 2024

Head Salad 

The thing that happens a lot in modern (and also older) movie posters where every single fucking character in the movie is photoshopped into the poster and there' s just a bunch of different heads cluttering the poster and it looks fuckin awful

Infinity War was a pretty solid movie but the poster unfortunately suffers a chronic case of Head Salad.

Head Salad by Chartsy February 25, 2024