Mark Šiljeg

The Croatian stallion

I’m a Mark šiljeg of the people

by Chris Molti February 26, 2024

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Mark

The person you will find right next to u after u wake up. They won't just be looking for a one night stand so dont let them go.

Girl: I went to sleep last night after I went on a date with Mark and I found him right next to me.
Other girl: must be nice.
Girl: ya I'm going to do it again tomorrow.
Other girl: sigh...

by The bootylicious guy November 2, 2020

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skid mark

a line of nut/semen on one's bed sheets after sexual intercourse or another name for a accidental birth.

"hey kid you're a skid mark!"

by benjigamerTG September 18, 2020

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Mark Saunders

If you know a person called mark Saunders he probably has your wife and kids in his basement. His son also likes it up the bum

Jimmy savile, more like mark saunders

by Ned Saunders July 3, 2020

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dirty mark

when a guy sticks his cock in boiling hot shit and then slaps people with it, hence leaving a "dirty mark". Typically done by the young gay community in the UK.

John: "I had a lovely time getting bummed by you yesterday alex."
Alex:" haha thanks, if you look in the mirror youll see the results of a dirty mark"

by Mrbingbolg April 5, 2024

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