John Chat

Formerly known as weak chat it is an expression used to describe poor banter. It derives from the overuse of the expression weak chat by John Sanigar and hence has taken on his name as John Chat. First coined on 16/06/2010 by Harry Preston esquire.

That's John Chat son.

by perkyakacrouchy June 18, 2010

John Deere

A nickname given to a country boy named John.

Cum ova her john deere

by jmansherron December 21, 2008

Stern John

1. Name often used during arguements to show ones displeasure at anothers opinion. Often used at the final resolution of said arguement.

2. Football from Trinidad & Tobago, currently playing for Crystal Palace.

After checking on line Daniel says "There you go, Paris is the capital of france, how'd you like that Stern John"

by Sir Tremalot August 6, 2009

John Launder

noun: an incredibly stupid action. John Launder is a character from a Larry Shue play that is the classic dim-witted klutz

"You just pulled a John Launder!"

by jtbaum88 April 13, 2010

John Dodge

an equivalent name to the very common "John Doe" but in redneck form, due to a Dodge being a truck mostly used by rednecks

Christian: "What's that kid's name?"

Adam: "I don't know, let's just call him John Dodge."

by fartknocker101 January 7, 2010

swim johns

Swimwear with long sleeves and pants, like long johns, for swimming. Designed for sun protection and/or modesty.

Meet me in Hawaii. I’ll be the girl wearing swim johns.

by Bottom Ford, Esq December 13, 2010

John Golbunnie

Fake name that sounds like jungle bunny,an offensive word for african-americans. Works great for prank calls

Hi! My name is John Golbunnie

by Tyranize October 21, 2010