When your dad burst into your room and sticks his big muscular cock down your throat. making you choke on his sperm as you start moaning out loud, which makes your mom join in passing the cum back on forth through each other's mouths.
my family had a Big John moment last night, i think you should come next time to have some fun *wink wink*
by dolpindick November 7, 2017
Get the Big John mug.Formerly known as weak chat it is an expression used to describe poor banter. It derives from the overuse of the expression weak chat by John Sanigar and hence has taken on his name as John Chat. First coined on 16/06/2010 by Harry Preston esquire.
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Get the John Deere mug.1. Name often used during arguements to show ones displeasure at anothers opinion. Often used at the final resolution of said arguement.
2. Football from Trinidad & Tobago, currently playing for Crystal Palace.
2. Football from Trinidad & Tobago, currently playing for Crystal Palace.
After checking on line Daniel says "There you go, Paris is the capital of france, how'd you like that Stern John"
by Sir Tremalot August 6, 2009
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by fartknocker101 January 7, 2010
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