Horses Minorses

A term describing frustration or exhaustion.

Synonym: Chrysler cars.

Jack: "This work is a pain in my rear *sputters*"
Jill: "Horses Minorses

by Professor Doodlewacker January 20, 2024

Horse

A man or woman of British decent

British people’s teeth can be compared to a horse.

by BallSacksuless DickCheeseula May 11, 2021

putting words in the horse's mouth

interrupting someone by finishing their sentences/words for them

boy, in an argument with his father:

boy: dad, sorry, I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)

father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on? That sure would be nice.

kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later

by Sexydimma January 15, 2014

Hor

Somebody who looks terrible but thinks you are misspelling ‘hot’ and thinks of it as a compliment.

"Hey, man! You look pretty good today!"
"Thanks, you look pretty hor though."

by HadsDoesThings March 5, 2022

hor g

A very, very, VERY attractive redheaded female

“Yo you gotta come to the Ice Cream shop there’s a Hor G there!”
“No way! Is she wearing pants?!”

by c-rooni November 4, 2018

cranking the horse

To masturbate with such force and commitment that one could be mistaken for trying to manually start a 19th-century automobile.

He was cranking the horse crazy style like a desperate cowboy milking thunder from the sky, each stroke a plea to the gods of lust and loneliness. I left the room a changed man.

by HuemanAfterAll May 11, 2025

Horse’s Ass

A rare person who consistently has bad shit happen to him. Even if the world looks good for the moment he knows that a big stinky shit is coming down at him...like a horse’s ass or a Mayzer

Man Jim has the worst luck, he really is a Horse’s Ass

by TiberiusC October 8, 2020