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fuck jingler

A person whom, for some reason or another, enjoys strapping jingle bells to their ballsack during sex, making a familiar holiday sound. Especially popular during the Christmas season.
Boy: Daddy! I think santa's at the Weinstein's house!

Dad: No son, Mr. Weinstein is just a fuck jingler.
by JakE May 21, 2007
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Fuck Gurl

The girl that is naturally horny and constantly saying dirty shit. She will find a way to make anything you say sexual. She's funny, smart, and almost always wearing leggings.
Girl 1: that girl acts like such a slut!
Girl 2: nah, she's just a fuck gurl
by ButtonGirl22 January 23, 2016
mugGet the Fuck Gurlmug.

Fart Fuck

When two people are having sex and the dick makes a fart sound while it's thursting the pussy or anus!
Kiersten : Oh Yeah! Fuck Yeah! Harder! Harder! Harder! I'm Cumming! I'm Cumming!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Splat! Splat! Splat!
Kiersten : Did you just fart?
Chad : No it was just a Fart Fuck no gas was actually released!
Kiersten: Thank god cause that would be gross!
by SlopNChop January 30, 2017
mugGet the Fart Fuckmug.

Dumb fuck

A dumb fuck is someone that is undeniably stupid, they can't get their life together because of their epic level of stupidity, so they just continue to do dumb fucking shit, like dumping their millionaire girlfriend for an old Filipino prostitute that's married and has a kid.
(A) Have you ever met that guy Toby?

(B) No, I don't think I have...wait! Is he a dumb fuck?
(A) Yes! He's the guy I was telling you about, the one who got engaged to a married Filipino prostitute.

(B) Woah, he really is a dumb fuck.
by Honestyyyyy December 8, 2014
mugGet the Dumb fuckmug.

Hate fucking

the act of displacing anger through fucking unbenounced to the other person.
He was totally hate fucking me last night and I don't know why...
by nana&chelle February 27, 2013
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Dead Fuck

PN. A girl who does nothing the whole time while having sex (ex. moan,move,etc....)
dude: so how'd it go last night with you and that chick ?

dude2: she was a dead fuck.
by Masta Dragon Red June 24, 2004
mugGet the Dead Fuckmug.

fuck boy

A fuck boy is a man (but not in the true definition of the word) who uses what he's got to get what he wants. He's a sly little weasel who's as shallow as spit.
See that fuck boy over there - he's going nowhere. Make sure he doesn't drag your ass there with him.
by Light Up Cherry May 31, 2016
mugGet the fuck boymug.

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