excuse my french

“excuse my french” is use before or after you swear

Boyfriend: excuse my french this bitch bad

Girlfriend * speechless *

by coochie devour April 29, 2023

French Whiskey

A drink of imbeciles.

Only an idiot would drink a French Whiskey.

by Muffinecone May 2, 2023

French Lady’s Nose

The flavor and taste of wine drunk from a bottle that has been used by a woman to masturbate.

This Pinot has notes of Cherry, leather and a lovely musky overtone of French Lady’s Nose. Merci Monique!

by JayAddie May 2, 2023

French crop

A pretty kewl haircut

Ayo barber gimme a French crop

by Nah_jit_trippin May 3, 2023

French Rico Suave

A dude (usually a buffoon) who's trying to approach & woo a female like he's some kind of ultra-smooth Casanova when he's more of an idiot than a high-class prospect.

"I remember back in the day when the internet was new, all of the men wanted to splat every woman and even other men with pictures of their penises and shit, as dick alone ruled the web. Now all of the same guys are out here trying to be French Rico Suaves and shit!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 4, 2023

French Tuba

A slang word for someone who gets their words mixed up such as the words French horn and Tuba because someone was talking about a French horn and another about a tuba.

There goes the French Tuba guy!

by Cutekittys May 5, 2023

French Tax

If there is a french racing driver or a manufacturer taking part in a motorsport race weekend,they must suffer at least one mechanical failure that will result in either a DNF or 0 points race result.

"The Alpine car's engine shut off and they've stopped on the track.That's French Tax for you."

by Wojach May 9, 2023