dylan

A lonely boy with no friends

Dylan: anyone wanna hangout?

anyone: no loser

by CoOl kIdS doN’t DanCe June 4, 2019

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Dylan

Dylan is a guy who is afraid to talk to girls, which is a shame for the girls cause they all admire him. Also pulls younger year levels. It's sorta like all the wrong girls want him.

Guy 1: why is that guy being chased by girls
Guy 2: Oh thats just Dylan, All the wrong girls want him

by TheSteetsFan January 28, 2023

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'Glasses Dylan'

a man with glasses but never wears them, creator of the gerlurkin method, and avid lean sipper.

yo! did yall see my new 'Glasses Dylan' style merch?!? LEAN madness!!

by EFUIPGHWefgib June 11, 2024

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Dylan

A guy who acts kinda girly and makes people think he might be gay.

Look at Dylan over there why is he blushing around Jeffery

by Chicken Skrip69420 December 5, 2019

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Dylan is indubitably handsome, though he can never know for certain because of how ignorant he is. Statistically speaking, Dylan's cock is above average in girth and length. Dylan is incredibly majestic and mysterious. Aliens come to visit him just to try and figure him out. He knows too many jokes for his own good. His wisdom is mindboggling. He can fight too! Disclaimer: He has ladies so get in line, sorry not sorry. A Dylan didn't write this definition either. Hehe.

Lady#1 Is that the Dylan? Is it really? Or is my life a lie?
Lady #2 That is Dylan, words cannot describe this man without it sounding like I'm trying to start a cult.

by Glitterinthebong September 29, 2022

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Dylan Avenue

Dylan is a real chill guy, ladies he has done THE 69 position and has a lil ahh meat. Dylan also doesn’t shower at nights after working out at school, that is what makes him unique. Overall, he knows how to treat a lady right and knows how to make people laugh, he is also big ash

Hey thats Dylan Avenue

by Juju2nice February 13, 2025

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