GARBAGE CAN NIGGERS 

A SPORT PLAYABKE ONLY WHEN UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF MARIJUANA , WERE THE OBJECTIVE OF THE GAME IS TO ROAM THE STREETS OF YOUR NEIGHBOURHOOD , FIND A HOUSE WITH A GARBAGE CAN AND A BASKETBALL HOOP SIMPLY PICK UP THE TRASH CAN AND THROW IT INTO THE HOOP AND LEAVE A SURPISE FOR THE HOME OWNER

I WAS HIGH SO I SNEAKED OUT AND PLAYED GARBAGE CAN NIGGERS

GARBAGE CAN NIGGERS by Chuck41 November 24, 2010

Piss can 

A Piss can is an individual who drinks alcohol excessively, usually at weekends, and sees this as the only way to spend free time. Piss can's are shallow individuals, with few (often no) hobbies and extremely shallow personalities. Piss can's also lack basic social interaction skills, often unable to hold good conversation or carry themselves well when sober and generally have poor personal hygiene without realising this. Naturally, piss can's struggle to hold down jobs, often staying in a position for 12-18 months best case scenario with an average stay per job of 6-9 months. Piss can's often look down their noses at more inteligent, confident, articulate or fun individuals who choose to live a more premium life without a heavy alcohol instake and piss can's describe such individuals as "boring".

Once piss can's turn 40 and fewer piss can's remain for them to reassure themselves with, they become known as alcoholics.

"***** used to be a cool dude, now he's just a piss can"
"He wont be able to, he's a piss can"
"LET'S GET PISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Piss can by (piss)canyoubelieveit January 9, 2013

lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off

One of the best songs in the world. This song was written by none other than Panic! At the Disco.

quote from the song: "Let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster, so testosterone boys and harlequin girls, will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close?"

Person #1: "Have you heard that awesome song by Panic! At the Disco?"

Person #2: "You mean 'Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off?' "

Person #1: "OF COURSE! It's my favorite song by them!"

lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off by panicloverforev July 12, 2006

if there's grass on the pitch you can play 

Referring to a young girl who has begun to develop secondary sexual characteristics, ie: pubic hair, hence making her fair game for sexual intercourse, regardless of her age.

Man 1: Wow, check this girl out
Man 2: Your sick man, she seems 14
Man 1: You know what they say:
"..if there's grass on the pitch you can play.."

if there's grass on the pitch you can play by Bob Sider August 17, 2006

dented can 

a single girl over 30 who has been in and out of relationships and is mentally traumatized by her inability to find a stable relationship with a man. The condition gets worst after 35. After 40 they become an old maid.

It's like a can that you kicked down the street when you were a kid. It started out as a nice can but by the time you and all the other kids finished kicking the can, it was all dented up and nobody liked it any more so everyone just left it as garbage.

Cameron's glass loving girlfriend.

dented can by Mike Ouellette December 8, 2004

grown men that can drink 

A set of rims with a diameter of 21" or greater.

NOTE: Grown men that can drink originated from the fact that "alcohol and liquor is only sold or served to anyone that's at least 21 years old or older."

grown men that can drink by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant February 19, 2008

You Can't Coral A Wild Stallion 

This is a saying used then one wants to avoid constraints. Usually constraints the opposite sex puts on one by entering into a relationship.

I'll never date a bitch. You can't coral a wild stallion.

You Can't Coral A Wild Stallion by Nino Brown April 27, 2004