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The Biscuit Conundrum

The calculation or guestimate required to work out just the right amount of alcohol and “vitamin powder” you can stand before having to play Sunday league at 10 in the morning.

Often miscalculated, leading to injuries, vomiting and disappointed teammates.
Richard: “What’s George doing over there?”

Jack: “Trying to work out his prematch limits.”

Andrew: “Oh. The Biscuit Conundrum.”

Daniel: “I hope he gets it right. He’s got a relegation 6 pointer tomorrow morning”
by x427 October 5, 2023
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Disco biscuit

Johnson, please do not feed me a discount biscuit!
Not the ecstasy, AKA, disca biscuit disco biscuit
by ElectraHerz February 2, 2022
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Lit Biscuits

Extension on Lit but with some extra Jam.
Hey Janet! your staff tea party is Lit Biscuits
by Fishfillay May 16, 2019
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biscuit witch

A word for a ugly ass whore bitch but your moms in the room.
“Hey mom the biscuit witch tried to talk to me again”
“ I already told you what to to just burn down her house already.”
by Gorl.com February 2, 2023
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itchy biscuit

another phrase for itchy balls or fanny.
I have a really itchy biscuit.
by rad95 August 3, 2016
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Biscuit Fiend

1) That one fucker who always robs the biscuits from the workplace.
2) He/She/They who go absolutely bonkers for biscuits.
Fuck off Dennis you fat twat I just bought this packet of digestives! You absolute biscuit fiend!
by Pjpjk August 30, 2023
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Biscuit Burger

When someone poops inside a female vagina
"I made a Biscuit Burger the other day"
"Oh really? How'd it taste?"
"Like an Arby's bathroom"
by nameyourpricetool October 15, 2019
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