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torqued asshole

Rectal tearing from excessive anal activities
I have a torqued asshole because of David from last nights sex
by NtotheD October 9, 2018
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Assholes

Y’all assholes always rejecting my shit, just Learn how to accept and I’ll accept y’all back
Assholes
by Eat that pushy 445445 October 15, 2019
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Little asshole

A living butt hole. The incarnation of a prick. Just basicly a dick. Little shit of a demon. Stay away from little assholes at all cost, they are contagious.

Usually between the ages of 11 to 17
Greg: he was so mean, like he was only 12!
Fred: he’s just a little asshole
by Funky gay SoUp 🥣 May 13, 2023
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Asshole Zombie

A person who walks around with a grumpy and unpleasant facial expression, and very unwelcoming when someone else tries to interact with that person.
Why are there so many asshole zombies in this area?
by anonymous May 12, 2025
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Poultry Asshole

The receiver/stuffee curls up on the floor like a roasted Christmas bird, the giver/stuffer lubricates their arm with butter and various seasonings while grabbing a handful of mixed veggies (can also substitute trail mix) and inserts stuffing into stuffees asshole.
Bro last night my girl let me give her “Poultry Asshole” for Christmas!
by BigDaddyThunder January 28, 2019
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incognito asshole

A person who was an asshole to you, but the rest of the world either doesn't care or doesn't know about it, or denies the fact that the person did it. It's usually a person who is a popular or at least a well-liked person taking advantage of their social status and using other people lower on the totem pole to get what they want. You can find an incognito asshole or two at your local middle or high school.
"Today, I won $50 on the lottery. On the subway home, I checked my pocket to see if the money was still there. A very professional man in a suit yelled, "Hey, that's mine!" I got several dirty glares. I'm such a pathetic wimp that I gave him the money. FML" is a great example of an incognito asshole.

Another example would be:

Person 1: Ricky, that scumbag, stole my phone!

Person 2: What are you talking about? That's Ricky's new cell phone.

Person 1: I don't care what you say, Ricky's an incognito asshole!
by The solitary definer May 26, 2013
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proactive asshole

1. Someone who wishes to be a smartass that no one wants to acknowledge
2. Someone when given an important task wants to be fussy and give you a lot of attitude
3. Most politicians when they start talking
Becky, I don't need you to be a proactive asshole. Please just take the trash out.

When Senator Peachfuzz started talking to the crowd, there was a groan from the audience. One person said: "Well at least he's being a proactive asshole about it and just piss everybody off and one time.
by Sigma Rigel August 8, 2022
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