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ASSHOLEE

It is the person who calls you an ASSHOLE.

It is a word derived from ASSUREHOLE.

The SUPREME MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE.
Joe called me an ASSHOLE the other day as that would make Joe the ASSHOLEE.

Notice UR ASSHOLE is designated as ASSHOLEE who is an ASSUREHOLE.

It got even more ridiculous after LED ZEPPELIN HOUSES OF THE HOLY as it became the ASSHOLEE in charge.
by METE MEAT MEET May 7, 2021
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Asshole

A dumbass on discord who’s a furry and likes circles
Contestant in circle: I think we should vote out asshole
Me- I mean asshole: :(
by The man behind the definition December 15, 2022
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Schrodinger's Asshole

a Schrodinger's asshole is a person who makes a statement or a joke, and decides if they don't give a fuck about it if they get embarrassed
She is literally Schrodinger's Asshole, she got so embarrassed when she spelled one word wrong and suddenly didn't care, but she's fuming!!!
by brookvollerei February 12, 2024
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Asshole

The walking talking epitome of an asshole is quite literally (almost figuratively) Donald Trump.
by Dalagaloco November 15, 2020
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asshole discharge

Any secretions exiting the anus.
This peanut butter soup looks like a bowl of asshole discharge.
by jonarchy September 22, 2016
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Asshole

Naoka from a silent voice.
This one is for the boys with the booming system
Top down, AC with the cooler system
When he come up in the club, he be blazin' up
Got stacks on deck like he savin' up
And he ill, he real, he might gotta deal
He pop bottles and he got the right kind of build
He cold, he dope, he might sell coke
He always in the air, but he never fly coach
He a muthafuckin trip, trip, sailor of the ship, ship
When he make it drip, drip, kiss him on the lip, lip
That's the kinda dude I was lookin' for
And yes, you'll get slapped if you're lookin', ho
I said, excuse me you're a hell of a guy
I mean my, my, my, my you're like pelican fly
I mean, you're so shy and I'm loving your tie
You're like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye, oh (asshole)
by Tigbitties69 May 8, 2020
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asshole-ish

Someone who isn't necessarily an asshole and doesn't full execute on asshole-like intentions.

the proverbial "taint"
His asshole-ish girlfriend became his wife and now she is just an asshole.
by The Stinky Duck January 24, 2019
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